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@mckeay The sad thing about IPv6 jokes is that almost no one understands them and no one is using them yet.
@dildog What’s up with the jokes… Give it a REST, guys…
@ChrisJohnRiley: The worst thing about #protolol is that you get the broadcast even if you really don’t give a shit!
@mdreid: The best thing about proprietary protocol jokes is REDACTED.
@maradydd: The bad thing about Turing machine jokes is you never can tell when they’re over #protolol
@UWTravis: RFC1918 jokes are inside jokes #protolol
@dakami The worst part of SSH jokes is that, even when they’re not funny, you suck it up and just pretend they were anyway. #protolol
@zhov I tried to come up with an IPv4 joke, but the good ones were all already exhausted. #protolol
@toastido: The best thing about UDP jokes is that I don’t care if you get them or not. #protolol
? The worst thing about Perl jokes is that next morning you can.t understand why they seemed so funny.
@thornmaker My favorite are DOM XSS jokes… so subtle that most people never get them #protolol
@Complex360: I don’t make SQLi jokes myself, I get them FROM USERS #protolol
@toastido The bad thing about HTML DOM jokes is that everyone has their own interpretations, so you have to tell them 9000 different ways. #protolol
@spikelynch: The problem with GIS jokes is that you really had to be there #protolol
@dasfiregod The worst part about token ring jokes is that if someone starts telling one while you are telling yours, all joking stops. #protolol
@jwgoerlich What did the one smtp server say to the other? … You had me at EHLO! #protolol
@alexdgardner The issue with IPv6 jokes is that no one is using them yet #protolol
@toastido The awesome thing about BGP jokes is that the intended audience will likely get them, one way or another. #protolol
@LnxPrgr3 The bad thing about RIP jokes is they often leave everyone near you in a stunned silence. #protolol
@thornmaker Everybody loves MitM jokes. Well, everybody except Alice and Bob that is. #protolol
@toastido The great thing about SQL transaction jokes is that once you BEGIN, you can ROLLBACK if nobody gets them. #protolol
@OhMeadhbh: the SYN flood attack #protolol: “knock knock. who’s there? knock knock. who’s there? knock knock. who’s there? …”
@yoshicool: People who tell routing jokes always exceed their time-to-live. #protolol
@spikelynch The problem with mutex jokes is that they’re race-ist. #protolol
@toastido The sweet thing about PXE jokes: 10.10.34.2/pxelinux.0 #protolol
@xntrik The problem with Ruby jokes is they ask to not be repeated. #protolol
@yoz: order best is tell that The you thing can about jokes BitTorrent them in any. #protolol
@thealuc: #protolol the problem with RSA jokes is, they get stolen before one can tell ‘em (corrected the typo)
@thornmaker: I would tweet a joke about CSRF if you hadn’t just done so yourself #protolol
@JohnBumgarner The problem with telling a boolean joke is that everyone wants to know if it’s true or false. #protolol
@xntrik The problem with SWIFT jokes is that they can be so damn expensive if you screw them up. #protolol
@quinnweaver: The lame thing about script kid comedy is that someone else writes all their jokes for them; they just deliver the lines. #protolol
@silentlennie: The great thing about BGP jokes ? Anyone can claim they are their own, all you can do is hope your neighbours like them
@xntrik The problem with git jokes is everyone has their own version. #protolol
@bonsaiviking Every Inception joke was a TOR joke first. #protolol
@mikepuchol Who wants serial killers when you can have much faster parallel killers? With Centronics ports! #protolol
@oising: IGMP joke; please retweet. #protolol
@jacobwcarlson How do you keep a UDP client in suspense? #protolol
@thingspeak There’s more than one way to tell a Perl joke, but only one of the ways actually is understandable. #protolol
@mrhodes You won’t find an IPX joke funny unless its framed correctly #protolol
@dispensa There… There is… There is nothing… There is nothing funny about path MTU detection. #protolol
@toastido The trouble with GSM jokes is finding the right frequency in which to tell them. #protolol
@pingudownunder The problem with SPML jokes is that Google, Salesforce and Ping think they can create a simpler version #protolol
@jwgoerlich Spy vs spy. RS-232 vs MI6. Who you going to call? Baud, James Baud. #protolol
@pingudownunder The problem with TCPIP jokes is that when I tell them, all I want is an ACK but usually get FINs and RSTs #protolol
@yoshicool LPR jokes are always on the line #protolol
@oasisbob ARP jokes are often gratuitous. #protolol
@neuropunks Bad thing about BGP jokes is you never know if its a joke #protolol
@yoshicool RAID joke are always redundant #protolol
@yoshicool PPP jokes are always between two people #protolol
@yoshicool NTP jokes are always on time #protolol
@toastido ASCII jokes need no ANSI. #protolol
@yoshicool Everyone gets a broadcast joke #protolol
@eigenrick: The problem with TCP jokes is that people keep retelling them slower until you get them. #protolol
@toastido SLIP jokes are always told in order. #protolol
@yoshicool VPN jokes are virtually private #protolol
@DamienMcKenna PHP is to slapstick as Java is to black comedy. #protolol
@reconbot: WHO HAS ANY ARP JOKES? #protolol
@yoshicool TTL jokes are short lived. #protolol
@toastido CHAP jokes are difficult to tell, because you have to perform a handshake, followed by a password, before they will be accepted. #protolol
@securitygen I’d make a joke about UDP, but I don’t know if anyone’s actually listening… #protolol
@yoshicool NNTP jokes are news to me! #protolol
@switchingtoguns the worst thing about Tor jokes is that no one gets where you’re coming from #protolol
@thornmaker I tried to tell a SSL rebinding joke, but twitter just displayed the punchline… #protolol
@alexdgardner I was telling a WEP joke once, but everyone already knew it #protolol
@yoshicool HELO I.am.an.SMTP.joke. #protolol
@toastido The problem with NetBIOS jokes is “HI I AM A PRINTER!” #protolol
@rsynnott The worst thing about endianism jokes is that ……… #protolol
@yoshicool Fragmentation jokes… #protolol
@yoshicool …are always… #protolol
@yoshicool …told in parts. #protolol
@securitygen Let me speak out in the open: Telnet IS a joke! #protolol
@olix0r: The problem with PGP jokes is that you have to tell them to everyone individually #protolol
@LnxPrgr3 The bad thing about #protolol jokes is they’ve jumped the Wireshark.
@toastido The bad thing about bluetooth jokes is they can only be told to people you’ve paired up with. #protolol
@yoshicool GOPHER #protolol
@poundifdef Too many people telling #protolol jokes at a cocktail party make it hard to focus on one conversation.
@eigenrick: The problem with TCP jokes is that people keep retelling them slower until you get them. #protolol
@mramsmeets: ICMP echo request called. He wants his reply back #protolol
@TimelessP: The best thing about SCADA jokes is that everyone gets to screw in the lightbulb. #protolol
@KippiHax I was promised a three way and all I got was a TCP handshake. #protolol
@pozorvlak: The best thing about mathematical jokes is left as an exercise for the reader. #protolol
@bovil The problem with basic jokes is 10 goto punchline error line 10 punchline not found #protolol
@laen: Did you hear the one about the Jumbo frames? It takes a long time to tell it. #protolol
@thornmaker I hate Blind SQL injection jokes. The punchlines are always funny but they take too damn long to be delivered. #protolol
@bovil I want to do an APL joke, but I don’t have the character set. Besides, who needs 140 characters of code? #protolol
@mattepp The great thing about asynchronous jokes is you can forget all about timing. #daylate
@thornmaker I used to tell this really good joke about One Time Pads. No one got it the first time but everyone got it on the 2nd go around… #protolol
@thornmaker I must have heard the SDL joke told at least a hundred times now… and no one has got it right yet. #protolol
@thezub The best thing about CSS jokes is that they are misunderstood and taken incorrectly by Internet Explorer. #protolol
@thornmaker Someone told me an AppScan joke the other day but they had to restart it 9 times and they skipped over all the important parts… #protolol
@vogon: The great thing about ASLR jokes is you never know where they’re going. #protolol
@itgirljs: The best thing about script jokes is that they start with a bang. #protolol
@mramsmeets: ICMP echo request called. He wants his reply back #protolol
@thezub The best thing about Gambas jokes is that in benchmarks it’s faster to tell them vs. Python and Pearl jokes. http://is.gd/yw5gWs #protolol
@mynickisnick The best thing about Linux jokes is that new and improved versions of them keep popping up… #protolol
@mynickisnick The best thing about Windows jokes is that the number of them is proportional to the number of crashes… #protolol
@mynickisnick The best thing about Windows Phone jokes is… wait a moment, Windows Phone IS the joke! #protolol
@dfreamon The best part about WAF jokes is there are a hundred ways to tell them, and everyone is sure to get them. #protolol
@luispedrocoelho The great thing about rsync jokes is that it only tells them if you haven’t heard them before. #protolol
@ADoug The punchline to this SCADA joke has been censored by the DHS. #protolol
@andreasdotorg: The good thing about OTR jokes is that you forget the punchline afterwards. #protolol
@goodbadwolf: The problem with IPV6 jokes is that they are hard to remember #protolol
@mramsmeets: The good thing with rainbow table jokes is that you have all posible outcomes before the joke itself #protolol #notrealprotothough
@zhov: The problem with MIME type jokes is that most people don’t know how to handle them. #protolol
@jnsq The great thing about CDMA jokes is that 8 people can tell them at the same time, and the audience understands all of them. #protolol
@duckie37 I had a funny UDP joke to tell, but I lost it somewhere… #protolol
@skovatch When I worked at CompuServe we liked to tell ANPA jokes, but they quickly became yesterday’s news. #protolol
@rickasaurus: The problem with token ring jokes is you need to wait your turn to laugh #protolol
@dwf The great thing about IPP jokes is that you always end up with a paper record of the joke in question. #protolol
@spikelynch: The problem with GIS jokes is that you really had to be there #protolol
@dwf The great thing about Zeroconf jokes is that you can just walk up to strangers and tell them, no introduction necessary. #protolol
@Tomalak The worst part about HTTP jokes is that you can never remember in which state you heard the last one. #protolol
@chiussi The best thing about packet delivery jokes is that they are best effort. #protolol
@RichGibson Everyone gets snmp jokes but only some people understand them #protolol
@RichGibson DHCP jokes only work when there is only one person telling them. #protolol
@jnsq The great thing about Infiniband jokes is that people can start retelling them before you’ve finished. #protolol
@RichGibson ping and traceroute jokes are only funny in groups #protolol
@RichGibson Do you know what is funny about X25 jokes? Absolutely nothing. #protolol
@RichGibson WMS jokes let you check the joke capabilities before you hear them #protolol
@xcbsmith An IPv4 address space walks in to a bar, “A strong CIDR please. I’m exhausted.” #protolol
@RichGibson A properly implemented WMS joke lets you span today and tomorrow #protolol
@dakami: The best thing about Skype jokes is the ridiculous lengths they’ll go to, to be told at all. #protolol
@yoz: The best thing about Skype jooooookkkkess iiiii not bu agai *poink* #protolol
@jwgoerlich: I’ve been sitting here telling IPX jokes. Just realized that none of them can get onto the Internet. #protolol
@preed: Python jokes are usually funny, even though the format is always the same… /cc @spikelynch #protolol
@jnsq The great thing about SMTP jokes is thousands of people who don’t know you will retell them to whoever you want if you ask nicely. #protolol
@jnsq The great thing about WebDAV jokes is you can tell many different versions of the same joke and people will still listen. #protolol
@RichGibson OSPF jokes are nice because they are never negative. #protolol
@jnsq The great thing about IP over Avian Carrier jokes is that if your joke gets fragmented, you at least get free dinner. #protolol
@RichGibson If you aren’t careful @dakami will take your nice DNS joke and cram a whole extra punchline on the end. #protolol
@JimPurbrick: The worst thing about non-HTTP jokes is that no matter how good they are, nobody cares #protolol
@RichGibson You can hide a whole filesystem in the time between telling a TCP joke and when people get it. #protolol
@RobertWinkel The problem with #protolol jokes is that they are too self-referencial. #protolol
@RichGibson AT command modems are funny when ATHO <no carrier> #protolol
@shazow The best thing about Bitcoin jokes is that they’re always funnier the next time you tell them. #protolol
@RichGibson SUDO lets laugh at everyone’s jokes #protolol
@RichGibson Multicast jokes are great, but you have to be paying attention #protolol
@K0nsp1racy: The ___ thing about Microsoft jokes is ____ you need to patch them all ___ time for them ___ work. #protolol
@RichGibson bittorrent jokes are only funny if you get the whole thing. #protolol
@RichGibson Xanadu jokes are funny because – Wait, did you back attribute that correctly? #protolol
@voqo: The worst thing about HTML jokes is that your audience doesn’t always GET it. #protolol
@RichGibson Only the odd numbered ROT13 jokes have a chance of working #protolol
@RichGibson ISTABU jokes are mostly funny in Finland. #protolol
@hindentristan The problem with SILC jokes is VqaxMz9JY+hDkRjrYJeeDKcdknIyxVtyBo+oywA+nvJPHEBOQ1fJ36LAgEwcGchFK/HDo5InJgl/vC6vlONkgmuR1.
@RichGibson Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Gamma Ray jokes can really get under your skin. #protolol
@RichGibson wikileaks jokes are only really funny after a real news outlets tells us we can laugh. #protolol
@MorrayeM: The problem with FTP jokes is that everyone can get them. #protolol
@seccubus The problem with modbus jokes is that they don’t register with everyone. But if they do you coil up with lauchter #protolol
@SeanRuetschi The funny thing about HTTP jokes is that everyone is POSTing them at the moment. #protolol
@RichGibson gigapan jokes are best when you forget to take down the postit with your password on it. #protolol
@RichGibson tilecache jokes just build and build until you either laugh or just clear the cache. #protolol+
@RichGibson Twitter jokes are, oh, look at this pretty picture of a freaking whale. #protolol
@missmcj A TCP packet walks into a bar “I want a beer.” Bartender responds “You want a beer?” Packet responds “I want a beer.” #protolol
@sylvander IPoAC will be viable when pigs fly – which will, in turn, add to existing capacity (if the pigs are of the homing kind). #protolol
@mitchblevins: I had an Ethernet joke, but somebody else told it at the same time. So I exponentially backed off and tried again. #protolol
@splattne: Error 404. The requested punchline was not found in this tweet. #protolol
@hvcco #protolol the problem with XML jokes is that if they’re not well formed you don’t get the ending
@ADoug OSI model jokes work on so many levels. #protolol
@peerlessdeepak The best thing about #protolol jokes is that they are #protolol jokes:)
@loell I wish wed go back to a time where everybody enjoyed fingering each other. #protolol
@RichGibson All the humor in a Java joke has been encapsulated and abstracted into a base library written in c. #protolol
@RichGibson COBOL jokes perform varying humor #protolol
@ADoug You might not laugh at this #protolol about ipv4-in-ipv6 encapsulation because it’s an inside joke.
@akujobi: My HEAD hurts because I don.t GET all the HTTP jokes y.all PUT on my timeline. I have to DELETE some of them POST-haste
@securitygen: I received a Tor joke from someone. have no idea who they are though.
@RichGibson ssh -D jokes just pop up where they are not expected. #protolol
@RichGibson TOR jokes start and end almost anywhere. #protolol
@tristanwatkins These networking jokes are great, but with SharePoint people you need handle the protocol a bit differently #protolol
@RichGibson If you freeze a joke in RAM it will still be there when you take the computer apart. #protolol
@virtualblackfox The worst thing about GPIB jokes is that you must *WAI for the punchline #protolol
@RichGibson The problem with PtP jokes is that everyone has to decide how much to laugh themselves. #protolol
@RichGibson kickstarter jokes are all or nothing #protolol
@RichGibson nobody gets micropayment jokes #protolol
@behets Worst thing about PHP jokes, no matter how good or bad, everyone laughs. Almost #protolol
@manicsocratic A packet header walks into a bar, the bartender holds up a gun to the packet, statefully. #protolol
@RichGibson few people understand a Douglas Englebart joke until after the patents have run out. #protolol
@manicsocratic An RADIUS server once asked me for some lip balm because he was feeling a CHAP. #protolol
@RichGibson Considering how queer tolerant SF is people are mighty upset my MitM jokes #protolol
@RichGibson Tweet, tweet, tweet. Doesn’t anybody finger anymore? #protolol
@manicsocratic What’s a pirate’s favorite method of remote access? – ARRRRRRRRDP #protolol
@yvesvanlaer Having a good laugh with #protolol. ‘MySQL is angry with me, “did you break it?” she asks; “yes” I said, “I DROP DATABASE”‘.
@loell Mr. OAuth tries to cash out a cheuqe, it bounced! Teller said. Invalid signature. #protolol
@RichGibson Even if you don’t get a multicast joke, the bloke next to you can explain it. #protolol
@manicsocratic Ever since I converted to ReiserFS I can’t seem to find those pictures of my wife. #protolol
@tristanwatkins Someone could make a packet out of these networking jokes #protolol
@tristanwatkins .@weshackett just told me to go easy on the #protolol. I must have missed that cable
@protolol “DNS servers must feel sad, nobody calls them by their name.” http://goo.gl/Ph2lR #protolol
@iamtef: I have a #protolol joke about fermat but alas; 140 characters is not enough to tell it.
@toastido: The bad thing about XML jokes is that they take too long to tell, and sometimes are completely valueless. #protolol
@lispcat Standup comedy is like UDP: if they didn’t get it the first time, don’t bother trying again. It’s the tell-and-pray #protolol
@lensassaman: “The problem with DRM jokes is that you can’t share them with your friends.” #protolol
@pozorvlak: What’s the best thing about Prolog jokes? No. #protolol
@protolol There. There is. There is nothing. There is nothing funny about path MTU detection. http://goo.gl/paa4i #protolol
@pietercolpaert The problem with SIP-jokes is that you need to be invited first #protolol
@maleadt The problem with PGP jokes is that you need to gain everybody’s trust before they can laugh with it. #protolol
@preed: Python jokes are usually funny, even though the format is always the same…
@BatistLeman Good thing about a Serial-joke is people won’t interrupt you when telling it #protolol
@pletterpet Best #protolol joke I have heard: An IPv4 address walks into a bar and says: “Quick, give me a drink. I am exhausted!”
@letharion The problem with Drupal jokes is that there are 10000 to choose from, and only a few are funny, but you don’t know which ones #protolol
@RichGibson: The problem with PtP jokes is that everyone has to decide how much to laugh themselves. #protolol
@fpletz: The bad thing about Haskell jokes is that let understood = map (isJust . understand) $ repeat joke in or understood == False #protolol
@gveloper: I’m working on a bittorrent joke, but I only have about 30% and nobody’s seeding! #protolol
@quinnweaver: The great thing about a SIGKILL joke is, there’s no way you can’t get it (there’s no ignoring it). #protolol
@quinnweaver: Thus bad thing about SQL injection jokes is when people take them literally. #protolol
@quinnweaver: The bad thing about an embedded systems joke is, if you tell it wrong, you’re done. You’ll never get a chance to re-tell it. #protolol
@kroosec: The bad thing about IPv6 jokes is that nobody wants to tell them first. #protolol
@thecoolroomie The best part about these #protolol jokes is that you want to hear as many as you can once you get the first one.
@peter_tonoli Chuck Norris has only one OSI layer – Physical #protolol
@peter_tonoli I tried to tell a rlogin joke, but no one listens any more #protolol
@lensassaman: The good thing about Twitter jokes is they’re so short. (ht/@maradydd) #meta #protolol
@dcept905 The worst thing about #protolol jokes is the ridiculous TTL
@mikesherov #protolol TheGoodThingAboutDomainNameJokesISThatAllTheGoodShortOnesHaveBeenTold.com unless you’re being creati.ve
@AVGP Chuck Norris doesn’t do #tcp handshake – he does #tcp roundhouse-kick to initiate the connection. #protolol
@mikesherov #protolol The best thing about Linux command line jokes is that they’re easier to understand if you use a pipe.
@chucksparrow The bad thing about RTS jokes is, you must first get ready to get them told #protolol
@Nero_Impala DHCP jokes are leased #protolol
@dummybert the bad thing about KERBEROS jokes is: You can’t understand them if your clock is wrong. #protolol
@kaiengert The Problem with SSL jokes is that you must get someone else to vouch for you before you can tell the joke. #protolol
@kbh01 the problem with UDP jokes: I don’t get half of them #protolol
@Nero_Impala OSI Layer-8 jokes are infinite. #protolol
@krnlde One great thing about XSD jokes is that you’ll get a warning for every inappropriate content. #protolol
@dummybert SSH 1.33 and/or 1.5 protocol jokes are useless. #protolol
@metaphox the best GFW jokes are inaccessible from China. #protolol
@mattbing Nobody likes a Debian SSH joke. Everyone can guess the punchline. #protolol
@d3rp3t3r the good thing about bitcoin jokes is you can mine them yourself #protolol
@murphy_karasu At least Ruby jokes have class. #protolol